JOKES NO 1
Santa Singh at KBC
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50″ and "Phone a Friend".
Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…
Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tense…
Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan ? Your options are…
A) Amitabh Bachchan B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar) D) Sanjeev kumar
Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He’s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]
But Santa is surprisingly still confused…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I’m not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan : Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…
Amitabh Bachchan : Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:
B) Dharmendra C) Amjad Khan(Gabbar)
Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…
Santa Singh : I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend…
Amitabh Bachchan : Aap kisse baat karna chahenge??
Santa Singh : Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan (Thanks to AirTel )
Santa Singh : "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..
GUESS WHY????????? ??
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Jaya Bachchan ask’s him " What are the options?"
JOKES NO 2
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, "Why you are so happy?
He said… "Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.."
JOKES NO 3
Sardar SITTING ON THE TOP OF MOUNTAIN AND STUDYING..WHEN A PERSON ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING..HE REPLIED ..Oye!!Higher studies Yaar…!!!
SARDAR standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track.
Man says sardarji mar jaoge.
Sardar : Marega to tu. Suna nahi train platform par aa rahi hai..
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. A sardar was observing him.Suddenly a star falls, Sardar shouts: Kya nishana lagaya Boss…
JOKES NO 4
A Sardar Prays Daily for 2 hours"Hey VaheGuru meri Lottery lagade.After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appears & says-Abe Sardar 1 bar ticket to le…
JOKES NO 5
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.