ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.


A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.



1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot