Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.
Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.What is a Gujju picnic koled? - A snake in the grassWhy did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?If he was going to become impotent, he wanted to look impotent.Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? - Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'Maro dikro Dubai gayo? - My son drowned